Despite the tireless efforts of your favorite bloggers, who've combed the endless Internets in search of eco-friendly gifts, some people will still purchase mind-numbingly stupid presents for their loved ones. Why do I care? After all, maybe your brother-in-law really thought you'd like that fart machine. The problem, however, is that these dumb gifts inevitably end up in the trash.
Thankfully, your friends at Stupid.com have made a list of the Top 10 "stupidest" gifts for 2007, so you know the kinds of pointless crap you should avoid giving your family.
- Mistletoe To Go: comes with a suction cup for your forehead
- The Hillary Nutcracker: cracks nuts, runs for president
- Slingshot Monkey: obviously
- Larry Craig Action Figure: denies being gay
- Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon Candy: it even looks like bacon
- Inflatable Moosehead: no need to shoot a real one
- Electronic Yodeling Pickle: does exactly what you'd think
- Poo-lar Bear Candy: tasty polar bear poop
- Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine: for slow-witted people
- USB dancer: nerd alert
Gallery: 10 dumbest gifts
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