Thursday, February 28, 2008

Orlando Bloom: Water conservationist, or just needs to bath more often?

When you're hot, famous, and rich, you get to do whatever you want. Just look at Orlando Bloom. Clearly concerned with his water usage and all-around environmental impact, the actor reportedly doesn't bath or wash his clothes. (And when I say "reportedly," I mean that it was "reported" on Star magazine's website, which means that this information comes from a highly credible yet anonymous "source" -- and could not be more true!)

But it seems the star's eco-friendly ways have been derailed by his stupid planet-hating girlfriend. Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, who Bloom's been shacking up with, has a problem with the smell, and has demanded that he start showering, wash his clothes, stop sleeping with the dog, etc.

Lame. Here is a man who was walking the path to a healthier environment, but thanks to the overly-delicate olfactory glands of some lady friend, he's sending us spiraling towards global drought conditions. Shame on you, Miranda Kerr, shame on you!

Granted, if a Victoria's Secret model asked me to do anything -- really, no matter what it was -- it'd be done in a heartbeat. So it's cool Orlando, I understand.

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